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"Stay 'unreasonable.'  If you don't like the solutions [available to you], come up with your own." 
Dan Webre

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Copyright © 2003-2004 Phil Elmore, all rights reserved.

Budget-Friendly Survivalism

By Phil Elmore


Say the word "survivalism" to most people and their eyes will glaze over, even if they don't just call you "nuts."  Most people picture garages full of ammunition and tanks of water, rough-hewn retreats from which to combat the black helicopters, and other fringe lifestyles that don't apply to the population at large.  Even those of us who are not opposed to idea of survival (such as suburbanites like myself) tend to become complacent when considering the survival gear we ought to have on hand. There are any number of items you can and should be carrying, even if the farthest distance you travel daily is the few miles of asphalt between your condominium and your office job. These items don't have to cost a lot. They don't have to take up too much space, either. What they will do is make your life easier in an emergency.

Your car is a great place to carry a variety of gear.  Driving a car at all demands that you be prepared for certain problems, ranging from inclement weather to mechanical difficulty to civil unrest.  Everything you could ever want can be carried in a trunk in an inexpensive, waterproof ammo can from your local military surplus store.  I suggest you strap it down with paracord so it won't shift while you're driving.


Large military ammo can makes a great storage bin.

Your trunk supplies should include a shovel for digging out of snow and mud. The folding military entrenching tool is a great option. It takes up little space, it's very tough, and it can be wielded like an axe for use as an expedient self-defense weapon. You should also have simple hand tools – pliers, screwdrivers, and adjustable wrenches, for example – as well as jumper cables and possibly a gasoline siphon and funnel. A crowbar is a good lever for when you're stuck – and it, too, can be used for self-defense. It doesn't hurt to have safety glasses, either (an idea I picked up from Massad Ayoob). My work as a technical writer sometimes takes me into factories and other industrial environments where eye protection is required, which is why I carry them, but working in and around an automobile is a potentially hazardous activity for which eye protection is useful.


Carry all the tools and accessories you might need in an emergency.

If you live in an area where you could be stranded in cold weather, make sure you have boots, gloves, and a heavy coat in the trunk (in case you get caught without them). A scarf can do double duty as a hat and ear protection. If you need glasses or contacts in order to see to drive, make sure you carry a backup pair of spectacles in your car in case you break or lose your lenses while you're far from home. I know I'd prefer not to try and squint my way through highway traffic.

Paracord is one of those supplies that seems to have a million and one uses.  You can buy loops of this stuff from discount stores in the camping section.  Mil-spec cord is available online from numerous suppliers.  Keep a small pair of scissors with the paracord, as well as a lighter (or even a book of matches) for heating and sealing the ragged ends.

Food and water is one of those things that should be tucked away inside your vehicle.  Just before the Y2K Scare proved bogus, companies online were selling these neat little cardboard survival kits that included juice-box-sized containers of water, energy bars, light sticks, and other survival goodies, presumably because your family would be huddled together in the post-apocalypse with nothing else to eat or drink.  One of these kits can easily fit in a corner of your trunk in case you're stuck in a blizzard or lost by the side of a dirt road somewhere.

Don't forget to stock your glove compartment with maps, your car's manual, and whatever else you use frequently. Leftover space should be devoted to small survival items, like the prepackaged survival tins you can buy online or from catalogs. Each little tin is different (and you can even make your own, such as the AOL Survival Tin). The one in my glove box has things like fish hooks, a pencil and paper, a tiny pocket knife, a small candle, and numerous other thoughtful odds and ends.


Sealed tins like this are available commercially.

Keep handy a sealed travel packet of painkillers, like Asprin or Tylenol. Anti-bacterial towelettes are another useful clean-up item when you're on the road.  Add a commercially purchased portable first-aid kit to round out your emergency items.


I bought this first-aid kit at an
office-supply store.

Knives are always useful items and you should carry one if you can.  However, when stocking your car, be aware of your local laws. In some states it's illegal to carry a knife of significant size in your automobile. In other municipalities, it may not be against the law, but it might make your friendly traffic cop nervous and prompt him to give you trouble. Consider what you'll have to explain if your vehicle is searched for whatever reason.


This might not be the best option, depending on the law.

The office worker's best friend is the expandable briefcase or tactical shoulder bag.  Before I switched to a shoulder bag, I carried a ton of gear in my briefcase (along with my actual work).

The Pock-Its utility pouch forms the foundation of my survival kit and is a great way to organize different items.  It doesn't take up much space, but it holds more than you might think.

Technically called a "utility holster," the Pock-Its case is an inexpensive nylon pouch with various pockets and loops, into which I placed items purchased at local discount and retail stores.  None of the items is very expensive – the multitool is probably the most costly of all of them – but having them has helped me many times.

Emptied, the kit contains the following items, all of which are extremely useful in emergencies:

There are other small items that could be added to such a kit, including condoms, rubber bands, safety pins, string or cord, painkillers, and the like.  Your emergency accessories are limited only by your imagination and effort. 


Commercially purchased survival kit.

If you don't want to spend the time it takes to accumulate a kit of this type, you can simply purchase one. The imported survival kit shown here should cost you around $30 USD or less. It contains several essential pieces of survival gear: a hollow-handled knife (containing the usual prepackaged items), flashlight, compass, multitool, and mini-binoculars.


Compass, multitool, knife, binoculars, and light are a good start for your kit.

Your on-body carry items should include some sort of equalizing weapon, if you may carry one legally.  A good pocket stick – or a Super Sharpie marker or Mini Mag-Lite that serves as one – is very helpful, as is a tactical folder.  Obviously, if you can legally carry a handgun or tote a rifle or shotgun in your car, you should do so.  This is not possible for everyone, but when you can, it's the best "life insurance" you can possess. When storing a weapon in your car, make sure it is locked up securely and not visible from outside the vehicle.  There are companies that manufacture truck-bed safes, under-seat safes, and other security items for this purpose.  For the love of all that is holy, don't put a shotgun in a gun rack in your vehicle and leave it there unlocked.

All the gear assembled here sounds like more than it really is.  I didn't assemble or purchase anything special to write this article. I just went out to my car and then walked back into my office, cataloging the items that I've tucked away for future emergencies. I didn't assemble them all at once, either;  it was a gradual process of brainstorming and preparation.  On the road, in the office, or at the mall, you should know that you have access to the tools and supplies you may need to handle adversity.

Get started now so that you, too, can be prepared.